robertoluongo:

in grade 8 i did a power point presentation on “whooping cough” and my opening slide was a photo of whoopi goldberg coughing and i was the only person who laughed at it and i couldnt start the presentation for like five minutes because i was laughing too hard at my own joke

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googlehomo:

I only wanna be hot so I can be rude and antisocial and mysterious and get away with it

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laugh-addict:

family events

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internetmessiah:

Hello, 911? *twirls phone cord around finger* sooooo how was your day? Did you arrest any bad guys?…No you hang up first! Hello? 911?

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theloveshockers:

i just want somebody to cuddle me and run their fingertips up and down my back right now until i pass out

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